Die

This dill-wad was on my morning commute. When he turned around, he had a pair of aviator douche shade tucked into his shirt collar. I thought I was going to puke. But that wasn’t the half of it…

Later, he actually got moved off the pole and had to actually hold on to it. Guess what he did… (gag)… he started flexing his grip on the pole and was checking out his guns. That’s right. He stood there nonchalantly squeezing the pole and pretending not to be looking at his muscles.  People suck…

Oh yeah, this guy probably checks out his “guns’ while grabbing onto things. Oh, right…