Posts Tagged ‘Seat Hogging’

Cinderella Story…

Thursday, November 19th, 2009
I'm gonna go with the douche-iron

I'm gonna go with the douche-iron

This gem was sent to us from J.K. What the hell is this, J.K.?

“We’ll call this douche the arnold palmer of the seat hogging douchbag world.”

And how, good sir…aaaand how. Three fucking seats? Really? I would keep typing but my head literally exploded all over my keyboard.

Thanks again, J.K. Sorry for the delay.
While we’re talking about the delay, just a quick note. Sometimes your photos land in my junk folder and I don’t see them right away. My apologies in advance.

Oh yeah. This guy is probably trying to pass-off that hand-held blackjack game as some kind of fancy phone and pretending to check his stocks. Ass.

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I don’t even know where to begin…

Friday, July 31st, 2009
"check out my expensive ball-warmer"

"check out my expensive ball-warmer"

It’s true. I don’t even know where to begin on this one. It was sent by someone only known as “Things.” Seriously. I can’t make this stuff up. With just a smidge of background…

“This guy sits next to me on the Metra every morning and every morning is sits like this.”

Ouch. Thanks, Things! We’ve filed him up under “Seat Hogging Douchebags.”

Keep ‘em coming people!

Oh yeah, this guy is probably logged into PizzaHut.com and is placing an order for a large Meat-Lover’s, some wings and some cinnamon sticks. Ass.

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Goin’ Hoggin’!!!

Monday, July 6th, 2009
Baggage Jam

Baggage Jam

This tale of Seat-Hogging assholery comes from a fan. We’ll call her…oh I don’t know… “SuperAwesomeCoolnessAndStuff.” Let’s listen in now, shall we?

“I expected a full train heading south on the blue line towards downtown on a Thursday evening at 5pm rush hour.  What I couldn’t forsee was a pack train car turned boy school lounge.  These D-bags sat one per seat complete with their dirty shoes on the seats around them, threw their luggage by the doors so people had to crawl around them and get smacked in their legs by the the unattended bags. It was almost like they were trying to win a D-bag award.  Also, the one in the corner had a full size speaker set blasting Michael Jackson songs on full volume.  I was so sorry for the one little old lady sitting right next to this ass.

I wanted so badly to shove their bags out the doors during the stops.
Cheers!”

Baggage Jam Continued

Baggage Jam Continued

The heart breaketh deep and wide, SuperAwesomeCoolnessAndStuff. The words “cluster” and “fuck” pop into my head for some reason.

Oh yeah, these guys probably are probably all headed to a dry cleaning convention. Asses.

Keep ‘em coming people!

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My Bag Is My Travel Companion

Monday, May 4th, 2009
Nice Sack

Nice Sack

It’s been a day for the PLD sub-genres. This Seat-Hogging  Douchebag comes to us anonymously from a METRA rider. Let’s hear his dispair story:

“Hopping on the METRA Milwaukee West line on an average Wednesday afternoon, and what do I see? A lanky PLD-wannabe (hoody-engaged, of course) sitting down, flipping the seat in front of him backwards, putting his bag on top of it, and whipping out his cell phone. The train eventually filled to the point that someone had to ask him if they could have the seat; THE HORROR! After a very visible and animated “Harumph” he took his bag from the seat, and begrudgingly gave it up, providing an impressive stink-eye the entire time. ”

People, I saw the other photos. The train was packed. Thanks, secret-anonymous-guy for sending this in.

Oh yeah, this guy probably has his hoodie “engaged” because he’s tired of everyone wanting his attention. Ass.

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Move Yo Crap Before I Drop A Baby On You

Wednesday, March 11th, 2009

 

"It's cool. I'm just 8-months pregnant."

"It's cool. I'm just 8-months pregnant."

We’re putting this under our new category “Seat Hogging Douchebags.” You’ll find the link in the right-hand navigation on the homepage. This was sent to us by an anonymous 8-months pregnant Metra rider. Let’s hear her story:

“My A-didas! Yes, this man’s adidas bag needed a seat more than anyone else on the train today, even my 8 month pregnant self! At least he could spread out to read his newspaper.”

Thanks, anonymous contributor! Hopefully, someone will chop this guy up so he can actually fit in that duffel bag.

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