shhhh...
Wake up, sleepypants. J.H., a concerned citizen on the Purple Line caught our friend here taking a load off. Any words for us?
“Purple line seat hogging dbag on this morning’s rush hour.”
That would be October 5th’s rush hour, to be exact. Yep. Still getting through the back log, folks.
Thanks again J.H.! Keep ‘em coming.
Oh yeah, this guy probably dressed inappropriately to his nephew’s christening. Ass.
Heir Assenhoffer
Our latest PLD was sent to us via a concerned citizen on the Chicago CTA Purple Line. I didn’t get a lot of information regarding the story behind this one but let’s review what we have here…
Is there a pole? Yes.
Is there some asshole leaning on it? Check.
Is it crowded? Looks like it to me.
So what do we have? Well, I believe we have ourselves a Pole Leaning Douchebag. Good work, friend! BTW, I totally rode the Purple Line all the way to Howard for years. Gotta love the express…
Oh yeah, this guy probably has conversations about whether or not Deloris O’Riordan was better in the Cranberries or as a solo artist. Ass.
shhhhhh!
This “Seat-Hogging Douchebag” photo comes to us from E.T. Let’s here his tale of human-civility failure from the Purple Line…
“I got on the train, and like any regular rider with proper train etiquette, I went straight to the back since about a hundred people were getting on at the belmont stop. After the dude opens his eyes for a second on the train, he actually moves his briefcase further into the seat next to him and places his left arm across it so he can “sleep” better. Thankfully, he was in one of the plastic covered seats at the back of the train, so I can only assume that some homeless dude pissed all over it at some point.”
Well, there you have it. I just want to know what’s up with that spiky thing on the back of his head.
Thanks again, E.T!
Oh yeah, this guy probably probably dropped some of your food on the floor and put it back on your plate without telling you. Ass.