This pole is a wonderland

I also keep waiting for the world to change, just like John Mayer.  This dickhead isn’t helping.  Just for clarification, yes, his forehead is leaning on the pole as well. I can just imagine the line of zits that will form there. Rightfully so.

Oh yeah, this isn’t John Mayer.

Oh yeah some more, he’s probably reading a book of poetry written by Dave Matthews. Ass.