This PLD is so cool that he’s ignoring the wide-open pole to his left. Ass.

This one comes from our friend “_jake.” Let’s hear what he has to say about this dick.

“This guy is a regular PLD who gets off the Green Line at State & Lake during AM commute. Say ‘excuse me’ and he barely budges. Right after I took this pic he turned to look directly into camera - sending that one in a minute.”

(Here it is BTW)

Busted

Thanks again, _jake!

Sorry for the lack of updates folks. Someone broke into my car this weekend. The only thing they stole was my iPod adapter. Kids.  I would say that I feel violated in some way but, far too often, I feel that way when some jag-off prevents someone from using the pole on the train.

Luckily, I’m not alone as this latest find comes to us, once again, from our friend _jake. Let’s hear what he has to say, shall we?

“This chode was on the Green Line for just two stops, but blocked at least four other people from holding on. Watching me take his pic was no clue to him. Say cheese, PLD!”

Thanks, _jake!  I hope this guy gets one popcorn shell stuck in his teeth for each person were unable to use the pole because of this douchebag.

Pink Phone + Plaid Coat + PLD = -1

Here’s another gem from our friend _jake. Let’s hear what he has to say:

“Green Line, Wednesday circa 9:15 AM. This chick has no clue what a douchebag she is - too absorbed in her stupid pink phone to notice the rest of the world.”

Amen, to that. Although, actually, I’m kinda diggin’ that coat. No Excuses! Pink phone and being a PLD negate all.  I sense an embarassing trip and fall in a crowded place in her near future. There will be much pointing and laughter.

Do the PLD Reacharound

This one comes from our friend “_jake”

“Reach-around PLD spotted on Green Line this morning. Dude totally got off at Clark & Lake.”

Thanks, _jake!  What’s up with the crazy matted-down hair on the person in the fore-ground?

Oh, and that PLD is probably wonder why he doesn’t score more chicks.