Vawwee Sweeppie

This guy is probably dreaming of not holding doors open for people, double-parking so he blocks the entire street and cutting in front of people in line.

Don King's Whip

As a side note, I was in St. Louis this weekend and ran into Don King. I took a picture of his ride. He and I were staying at the Sheraton. The service blew donkey parts for me… I’m guessing he got better service.