Destroy self, please

Happy Today, all. This one comes from someone suffering on the Brown Line. Let’s listen in:

“Not only was this guy leaning against the wall and blocking the doorway, he also refused to move @ wash / wells - the busiest stop on the brown line. ”

Backpacks on the train. Hate ‘em. HATE. THEM. Know what else I can’t stand? When I see full-grown business-types, going to work with backpacks. What are you? Like 9? Get a man-bag, dill rods. Oh, and whatever you do, please fill the bag up to maximum capacity and then don’t take it off when the train gets crowded. Everyone loves starting their day off getting body-checked by your crap-sack.

Oh yeah, the shit in this guy’s bag is probably super f-ing important. Ass.