comfy, jerkwad?

Believe it or not, this is the position he went right to when he got on the train. Like, he got up in the morning and said, “Today is a great day. I got my favorite green bag-thing and I know exactly how I want to stand when I get on the train.” Let me tell you buddy, flaring out your pits for all the world to enjoy, not to mention the reason he’s on the site now, is not working for us.

Oh yeah, this guy probably just worked out last night for the first time in like 2 years and has his arm up like that so he can feel the burn in his guns. Ass.

what the?

See the look on that guy’s face? Yeah, that’s how I felt when this dingbat in the striped shirt kept shifting every which way in order to keep leaning on the pole.

Oh yeah, this guy probably pretends he doesn’t notice your shoes but then you’ll run into him outside of work and then all of sudden there he is, wearing the same shoes. Ass.

The movie "Up" this is not...

The more people that kept getting on the train the more irritated this guy got… and the more he was all over that pole.  Then, of course, he started picking his ear. Delightful.

Oh yeah, this guy probably wiped his ear stuff on his pants and then rubbed up against you. Ass.