ABC, BBD, PLD... the D-Bag family

Hello everyone! Once again our friend “_jake” comes through for us with this piece of human tragedy. Let’s hear his story:

“This guy not only stole his haircut from the early 90’s, but he’s robbing other paying passengers of their right to move into the car.”

Short and sweet. I can dig it _jake.

Oh yeah, this guy probably leaves his unwanted phone book rotting on the front porch of the apartment building. Ass.