Splitsville for Business Guy

May I Take Your 50-piece luggage set, sir?

May I Take Your 50-piece luggage set, sir?

So this one comes to us from someone I’m calling “B”. Shall we?

“I know this isn’t technically a Pole-Leaning Douchebag, But look at how much fucking luggage this douche has (leaning on the pole). Taking up two seats and the whole bag area!” Close, B. We’re putting this under “seat-hogging”.

I know what you’re all thinking. “Wait? It doesn’t seem to be that crowded. No one appears to be in need of a seat. He’s just going on a trip and these are his bags. What’s the big deal?”

Well… you’re 100% right.  Now, maybe like 50 people got on the train at the next stop and this whole seen turned completely tragic. I dunna know. The reason I posted this one was because I just couldn’t fathom what a gigantic pain in the ass it’s gonna be when he gets off the train and into the airport.  I mean, look at it all!! Maybe I’m getting soft…

Oh yeah, this guy probably asks every new “friend” he makes if they’ve seen Planes, Trains and Automobiles. Ass.

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