Is this the train to Hot Topix?
Well we don’t know much about this one, folks. It was sent to me without any backstory. But does it really need it?
Any thoughts? Musings? Have at it people…
Oh yeah, I have yet to find the CTA line that drops anyone off at Hot Topix. Ass.
Excuse me. Pardon me. Excuse me.
He doesn’t care how many people he has to elbow as they try to get by him to board the train. This is his spot. He’s not moving. And he’s getting his picture taken.
I have a special kind of anger for this person and was just hoping that the train would slam on the brakes and send this guy flying. Alas, not this time.
Oh yeah, this guy probably fancies himself quite a catch and is probably Googling how to get on that blind-date-in-the-dark reality show…which he will lose. Ass.
Bless you...ass
Not enough that the train is packed to the gills and you’re leaning on the goddamn pole? How about if you wipe your snot all over the place? Great. Now our day can begin.
Side note: I ran into Ben, a friend, last night at a show/party and he mentioned something about the lack of updates on the site. Well, I do apologize. I’ve been leaving for work a little later for some reason and I miss a lot of the morning rush hour PLDs.
I’m going to make a serious effort to get my ass back on the trains in the thick of the assholery. Thanks, Ben! In the meantime, and I know I keep beating this into the ground, you can contribute. Just send yo stuff to sendtopld@gmail.com.
Oh yeah, this guy probably got sucker-punched by a homeless guy…twice… the other day. Oh wait… that was me. Ass.
"check out my expensive ball-warmer"
It’s true. I don’t even know where to begin on this one. It was sent by someone only known as “Things.” Seriously. I can’t make this stuff up. With just a smidge of background…
“This guy sits next to me on the Metra every morning and every morning is sits like this.”
Ouch. Thanks, Things! We’ve filed him up under “Seat Hogging Douchebags.”
Keep ‘em coming people!
Oh yeah, this guy is probably logged into PizzaHut.com and is placing an order for a large Meat-Lover’s, some wings and some cinnamon sticks. Ass.
laaaaid back
Ok. So it’s probably not Reggie Jackson. Maybe Mike Singletary has let himself go. Who knows? What we do know is this shot comes to us from “foolhunter” on the Green Line. Let’s hear what he has to say…
“This douche was too busy plotching his gum and leering at obese women to realize that he was blocking both pole and aisle. Stay classy, Green Line riders!
-foolhunter”
Plotching? I love it! Thanks, foolhunter. Keep ‘em coming.
Oh yeah, this guy probably isn’t going to take your team anywhere near the playoffs. Ass.