November 13th, 2009
Destroy self, please
Happy Today, all. This one comes from someone suffering on the Brown Line. Let’s listen in:
“Not only was this guy leaning against the wall and blocking the doorway, he also refused to move @ wash / wells - the busiest stop on the brown line. ”
Backpacks on the train. Hate ‘em. HATE. THEM. Know what else I can’t stand? When I see full-grown business-types, going to work with backpacks. What are you? Like 9? Get a man-bag, dill rods. Oh, and whatever you do, please fill the bag up to maximum capacity and then don’t take it off when the train gets crowded. Everyone loves starting their day off getting body-checked by your crap-sack.
Oh yeah, the shit in this guy’s bag is probably super f-ing important. Ass.
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Tags: Brown Line, Chicago, CTA
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November 12th, 2009
May I Take Your 50-piece luggage set, sir?
So this one comes to us from someone I’m calling “B”. Shall we?
“I know this isn’t technically a Pole-Leaning Douchebag, But look at how much fucking luggage this douche has (leaning on the pole). Taking up two seats and the whole bag area!” Close, B. We’re putting this under “seat-hogging”.
I know what you’re all thinking. “Wait? It doesn’t seem to be that crowded. No one appears to be in need of a seat. He’s just going on a trip and these are his bags. What’s the big deal?”
Well… you’re 100% right. Now, maybe like 50 people got on the train at the next stop and this whole seen turned completely tragic. I dunna know. The reason I posted this one was because I just couldn’t fathom what a gigantic pain in the ass it’s gonna be when he gets off the train and into the airport. I mean, look at it all!! Maybe I’m getting soft…
Oh yeah, this guy probably asks every new “friend” he makes if they’ve seen Planes, Trains and Automobiles. Ass.
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November 11th, 2009
shhhh...
Wake up, sleepypants. J.H., a concerned citizen on the Purple Line caught our friend here taking a load off. Any words for us?
“Purple line seat hogging dbag on this morning’s rush hour.”
That would be October 5th’s rush hour, to be exact. Yep. Still getting through the back log, folks.
Thanks again J.H.! Keep ‘em coming.
Oh yeah, this guy probably dressed inappropriately to his nephew’s christening. Ass.
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Tags: Chicago, CTA, Purple Line
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November 10th, 2009
Sweating Gravy
Our next product of considerate parenting comes to us from our old pal “Foolhunter.” Let’s hear all the nice things he has to say about this so-called-human-being:
“Just when you thought the Klumps were a distant memory, this couch of a woman buried the pole in backfat while blocking the aisle with her flabby gut. She blocks other passengers just like cholesterol blocks her arteries. Do us all a favor and walk next time, fat-ass.”
Insensitive? Yeah, probably most definitely. Did it make me laugh? Guilty.
I gotta wonder what her hand is doing near her face here? Digging for treasure. Lord, I hope so. BTW, we’re totally into The Biggest Loser TV show here. That doesn’t really have anything to do with anything. I’m just sayin’.
Oh yeah, she probably buys all your presents at Dominick’s and then turns her nose up at getting a gift with a Marshall’s gift receipt. Ass.
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Tags: Chicago, CTA, Green Line
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November 8th, 2009
I dunno. I kinda like it.
Ok. I know it’s been a while. But we’re back. Let’s get right to it…
This one comes from…well we’ll call him “N.W.” Let’s hear his story:
“Like any guy in the right state of mind is going to attempt to grasp this pole… Out of fear of having their pole grabbed! Oh, by the way, nice fucking purse. ”
I’m down with harshness, N.W. I think we’re all aware of that. However, I gotta admit. I’m kinda diggin’ the bag there. It’s goddamn hypnotic, I tells ya.
Ok, thanks N.W. for sending this one in. My apologies for the delays. I’ve been a little busy. Everybody, I’m gonna have fresh stuff to post from now on. Get ready!
Oh yeah, this guy probably didn’t even know that we’ve been gone for like months. Ass.
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