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Ty-ty

Hello everyone! This clusterfrak comes to us from “MM.” Let’s listen in…

“Wanted to share my tale of woe.

The date: Nov. 16.  The train: Green line in Chicago.

During my morning commute, I boarded the usually crowded train to find… an available seat!  Oh happy day!  I passed the usual crowd huddled by the door on my way to this rare treat of a seat.  As I turned to sit, the train suddenly lurched and I was thrown off balance.  By reflex, I grabbed for the pole which was right in front of me.  Alas - my fingers felt only the texture of cheap White Sox jacket fleece.  I didn’t have a chance.  Pathetically I fell backward, stepping on an innocent bystander’s foot and HITTING MY FRICKING HEAD on the pole behind me.  Thanks jerk.  Now people are getting mild concussions and fractured toes because of douchebaggery like yours.

I attach a photo of the DB in violation of common courtesy and of the moment he was too ty-ty to lean anymore.”

Sweet ginger brown, MM. That sucks fat donkey dick, and so does this guy. Thanks for sending this in and I can just feel the sympathy from all our readers as humanity slides further into a PLD dystopia.

Oh yeah, this guy’s shoes were his big attempt to appear more attractive to the gender of his choosing. Unfortunately, he was unable to raise the rest of his game… and he probably hangs out near the American Girl Store, just by chance. Ass.

Tags: Chicago, CTA, Green Line

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