What? No fanny pack?
Off all the bad button-down shirts on sale at Kohl’s, THIS was the one you chose? I’m not sure if the impact of the colors is coming across in this photo. If not, here’s what they should be: it’s a combination of light dumb, crossed with dark stupid. Ok, enough with the petty nonsense. I don’t dress like a supermodel either.
So, yeah… once again we have another PLD Butt Proximity warning. Gotta feel for this woman. Nice jacket, BTW!
Oh yeah, this guy is probably going to change into his “jorts” when he gets off work. Ass.