The Immovable Object

Excuse me. Pardon me. Excuse me.

Excuse me. Pardon me. Excuse me.

He doesn’t care how many people he has to elbow as they try to get by him to board the train. This is his spot. He’s not moving. And he’s getting his picture taken.

I have a special kind of anger for this person and was just hoping that the train would slam on the brakes and send this guy flying. Alas, not this time.

Oh yeah, this guy probably fancies himself quite a catch and is probably Googling how to get on that blind-date-in-the-dark reality show…which he will lose. Ass.

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  1. [...] my favorite rock curmudgeon. #bigblack #chicago #shellac #angrymusicansThe Immovable Object: http://bit.ly/eb2Fx #cta #chicago #douche. My anger burns with the heat of a thousand suns.RT @youngdems: The YDA 2009 [...]

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