Sweating Gravy

Our next product of considerate parenting comes to us from our old pal “Foolhunter.” Let’s hear all the nice things he has to say about this so-called-human-being:

“Just when you thought the Klumps were a distant memory, this couch of a woman buried the pole in backfat while blocking the aisle with her flabby gut. She blocks other passengers just like cholesterol blocks her arteries. Do us all a favor and walk next time, fat-ass.”

Insensitive? Yeah, probably most definitely. Did it make me laugh? Guilty.

I gotta wonder what her hand is doing near her face here? Digging for treasure. Lord, I hope so.  BTW, we’re totally into The Biggest Loser TV show here. That doesn’t really have anything to do with anything. I’m just sayin’.

Oh yeah, she probably buys all your presents at Dominick’s and then turns her nose up at getting a gift with a Marshall’s gift receipt. Ass.

Tags: Chicago, CTA, Green Line

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