We’ve got a report of humanity creeping back out of the primordial ooze! This update comes to us from Maria. Let’s hear her tale of victory!
“Hi - I’m happy to share a small victory against a wannabe PLD on the Pink Line this morning. The wannabe came on to the train carrying a filled bankers box. Of course he set the box down (understandable - it looked heavy), however his selected placement of the box - in the center of the “foyer” area by the door - left much to be desired. Anyways. As soon as he put the box down, I knew what would happen next, so I quickly shot my hand out to the nearest pole. He leaned back on my hand then promptly leaned right back up. And then - gently - grabbed the pole himself, in a manner that would make his momma proud. I think I heard birds chirping off in the distance.
This is not a hopeless situation people! We CAN make a difference in the lives of potential PLDs everywhere!”
FANTASTIC! I hope someday this website will by unnecessary. (of course, I do own this domain for the next two years so you can see that confidence is pretty low ^_^)