“Who are you to judge?”
Who am I? Well I’m THE judge as a matter of fact. So there.

Ok. That’s probably not a very satisfying answer for you. I understand that. Basically, given the amount of assholery I see on a daily basis, I’d say I’m fucking Judge Judy when it comes to this stuff.

“What do you listen to?”
Great question! I like all kinds of stuff. I’ve seen a bunch of great shows over the past couple of weeks like Sonic Youth, The Feelies, Stephen Malkmus and Magnolia Electric Co, and I’m looking forward to the Jack Oblivian show later this month. I like other stuff too but that’s just what’s been going on lately. Heck, I even listen to Rush (only Power Windows, tho) on occasion. I just think that dudes that constantly try to tell people how awesome Rush is…well they kinda suck. Maybe I’m dating myself a bit here. But hey, suck it.

Scorpions?
Just “Winds of Change.”

Hope that helps, Bob! Thanks for takin’ a moment to write. Have a super day!