el gigante
Ok, this guy was friggin’ huge. Check out the poor woman on the right fumbling for something to hold onto, only to be thwarted by El Gigante.
El Gigante: 1 Humanity: 0
Oh! And what’s that on his coat, peeking out from the pole? Yep. It’s a North Face logo. Figures.
Oh yeah, this is the guy you probably get stuck sitting next to on the plane, taking up two armrests… then he falls asleep and you can’t get to the bathroom. Ass.
This is the ass that sits in front of you at the movies when there’s at least five other empty rows to choose from.