Ok so the dickbag in the white is easy…almost too easy. Let’s start with super-ass in front here. This guy was one pair of wacky sunglasses away from winning the Kanye Kontest. From the hot pink Air Jordans to the Member’s Only-style jacket… he had it all.

The guy in the back was some dillrod trying to look tough in front of his wife and daughter. BTW, everything he told his daughter about the train was wrong. I wanted to stab him in the heart.

Oh yeah, the guy in the back probably doesn’t help out around the house. Ass.
Oh yeah yeah, the guy in the front  thinks he dresses better than you and therefore is better than you. Ass.

Tags: Blue Line, Chicago, CTA

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