Chicago

Please Wipe That On the Pole

Monday, August 3rd, 2009

Bless you...ass

Bless you...ass

Not enough that the train is packed to the gills and you’re leaning on the goddamn pole? How about if you wipe your snot all over the place? Great. Now our day can begin.

Side note: I ran into Ben, a friend, last night at a show/party and he mentioned something about the lack of updates on the site. Well, I do apologize. I’ve been leaving for work a little later for some reason and I miss a lot of the morning rush hour PLDs.

I’m going to make a serious effort to get my ass back on the trains in the thick of the assholery. Thanks, Ben! In the meantime, and I know I keep beating this into the ground, you can contribute. Just send yo stuff to sendtopld@gmail.com.

Oh yeah, this guy probably got sucker-punched by a homeless guy…twice… the other day. Oh wait… that was me. Ass.

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Rating: 5.8/10 (4 votes cast)

Mr. October is a PLD?

Tuesday, July 21st, 2009

laaaaid back

laaaaid back

Ok. So it’s probably not Reggie Jackson. Maybe Mike Singletary has let himself go. Who knows?  What we do know is this shot comes to us from “foolhunter” on the Green Line. Let’s hear what he has to say…

“This douche was too busy plotching his gum and leering at obese women to realize that he was blocking both pole and aisle. Stay classy, Green Line riders!

-foolhunter”

Plotching? I love it! Thanks, foolhunter. Keep ‘em coming.

Oh yeah, this guy probably isn’t going to take your team anywhere near the playoffs. Ass.

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It’s Monday. Take off the Pitchfork wristband.

Monday, July 20th, 2009

Take a bath jerk

Take a bath jerk

Hey buddy. No one gives a crap that you were at Pitchfork. Put your arm down and rip that thing off finally. This is the equivalent of the freind that went skiing ONCE and still has the lift tag on their North Face jacket. Blech.

Oh yeah, for real… this guy smelled like ass. Take a bath and take that wristband off. Ass.

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For This Number, I’d Like To Return To The Classics

Friday, July 17th, 2009

pld063

So what do we have here, people? I think we all know what’s going on. I’ll sit back and let you soak in the assholery that is a classic PLD…. Done?  No? Well don’t worry. This city never seems to run out of these people.

Oh yeah, she’s probably thinking about how much more important what she does is than what her co-workers do. Ass.

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Rating: 3.8/10 (4 votes cast)

Strike a Disappointing Pose

Thursday, July 16th, 2009

comfy, jerkwad?

comfy, jerkwad?

Believe it or not, this is the position he went right to when he got on the train. Like, he got up in the morning and said, “Today is a great day. I got my favorite green bag-thing and I know exactly how I want to stand when I get on the train.” Let me tell you buddy, flaring out your pits for all the world to enjoy, not to mention the reason he’s on the site now, is not working for us.

Oh yeah, this guy probably just worked out last night for the first time in like 2 years and has his arm up like that so he can feel the burn in his guns. Ass.

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Rating: 5.6/10 (5 votes cast)