Excuse me. Pardon me. Excuse me.

He doesn’t care how many people he has to elbow as they try to get by him to board the train. This is his spot. He’s not moving. And he’s getting his picture taken.

I have a special kind of anger for this person and was just hoping that the train would slam on the brakes and send this guy flying. Alas, not this time.

Oh yeah, this guy probably fancies himself quite a catch and is probably Googling how to get on that blind-date-in-the-dark reality show…which he will lose. Ass.

Bless you...ass

Not enough that the train is packed to the gills and you’re leaning on the goddamn pole? How about if you wipe your snot all over the place? Great. Now our day can begin.

Side note: I ran into Ben, a friend, last night at a show/party and he mentioned something about the lack of updates on the site. Well, I do apologize. I’ve been leaving for work a little later for some reason and I miss a lot of the morning rush hour PLDs.

I’m going to make a serious effort to get my ass back on the trains in the thick of the assholery. Thanks, Ben! In the meantime, and I know I keep beating this into the ground, you can contribute. Just send yo stuff to sendtopld@gmail.com.

Oh yeah, this guy probably got sucker-punched by a homeless guy…twice… the other day. Oh wait… that was me. Ass.