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I don’t even know where to begin…

Friday, July 31st, 2009
"check out my expensive ball-warmer"

"check out my expensive ball-warmer"

It’s true. I don’t even know where to begin on this one. It was sent by someone only known as “Things.” Seriously. I can’t make this stuff up. With just a smidge of background…

“This guy sits next to me on the Metra every morning and every morning is sits like this.”

Ouch. Thanks, Things! We’ve filed him up under “Seat Hogging Douchebags.”

Keep ‘em coming people!

Oh yeah, this guy is probably logged into PizzaHut.com and is placing an order for a large Meat-Lover’s, some wings and some cinnamon sticks. Ass.

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Mr. October is a PLD?

Tuesday, July 21st, 2009
laaaaid back

laaaaid back

Ok. So it’s probably not Reggie Jackson. Maybe Mike Singletary has let himself go. Who knows?  What we do know is this shot comes to us from “foolhunter” on the Green Line. Let’s hear what he has to say…

“This douche was too busy plotching his gum and leering at obese women to realize that he was blocking both pole and aisle. Stay classy, Green Line riders!

-foolhunter”

Plotching? I love it! Thanks, foolhunter. Keep ‘em coming.

Oh yeah, this guy probably isn’t going to take your team anywhere near the playoffs. Ass.

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It’s Monday. Take off the Pitchfork wristband.

Monday, July 20th, 2009
Take a bath jerk

Take a bath jerk

Hey buddy. No one gives a crap that you were at Pitchfork. Put your arm down and rip that thing off finally. This is the equivalent of the freind that went skiing ONCE and still has the lift tag on their North Face jacket. Blech.

Oh yeah, for real… this guy smelled like ass. Take a bath and take that wristband off. Ass.

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For This Number, I’d Like To Return To The Classics

Friday, July 17th, 2009

pld063

So what do we have here, people? I think we all know what’s going on. I’ll sit back and let you soak in the assholery that is a classic PLD…. Done?  No? Well don’t worry. This city never seems to run out of these people.

Oh yeah, she’s probably thinking about how much more important what she does is than what her co-workers do. Ass.

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Strike a Disappointing Pose

Thursday, July 16th, 2009
comfy, jerkwad?

comfy, jerkwad?

Believe it or not, this is the position he went right to when he got on the train. Like, he got up in the morning and said, “Today is a great day. I got my favorite green bag-thing and I know exactly how I want to stand when I get on the train.” Let me tell you buddy, flaring out your pits for all the world to enjoy, not to mention the reason he’s on the site now, is not working for us.

Oh yeah, this guy probably just worked out last night for the first time in like 2 years and has his arm up like that so he can feel the burn in his guns. Ass.

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