Drippy McHipster

Ok, so I know this is a little off topic but I almost went insane on the way to work this morning.  Let me start out by noting that I am identifying said person as a hipster based on the aviator shades, white beat-up “ducky” shoes, ragedy partially shaven hairstyle, and the tight jeans.

That being said, this guy was reading the Red Eye oblivious to the fact that coffee was spilling on the lower-right corner. You should be able to make that out in the photo above. The thing that drove me insane was that it started pooling on the paper, then started dripping off onto the person sitting down’s coat.

The killer for me is the total and complete obliviousness on BOTH their parts. LOOK AROUND ASSHOLES! I would have slapped both of them but I doubt they could have been bothered to notice my hand leaving an imprint on their jerk faces.

Oh yeah, I hope his fixed-gear bike (and i’m sure he has one) gets a flat, and I hope her coat is ruined.