double douche
I know it’s been a while since we’ve had a PLD here so I present the twin princes of suck.
Oh yeah, these two probably didn’t even bother to read your entire resume. Asses.
Archive for June, 2009
Double Your Disappointment
Wednesday, June 24th, 2009Businessman or Lawyer?
Thursday, June 18th, 2009
who knows?
That’s the name of the game today. Businessman or Lawyer?
Either way, Mr. Rude was leaning all over this pole carrying on one of those obnoxious conversations with that other buisnessman or lawyer sitting down.
Oh yeah, this guy is probably either planning on suing you or selling you some crap you don’t need. Ass.
Wardrobe by Kohl’s
Friday, June 12th, 2009
What? No fanny pack?
Off all the bad button-down shirts on sale at Kohl’s, THIS was the one you chose? I’m not sure if the impact of the colors is coming across in this photo. If not, here’s what they should be: it’s a combination of light dumb, crossed with dark stupid. Ok, enough with the petty nonsense. I don’t dress like a supermodel either.
So, yeah… once again we have another PLD Butt Proximity warning. Gotta feel for this woman. Nice jacket, BTW!
Oh yeah, this guy is probably going to change into his “jorts” when he gets off work. Ass.
Paging Dr. Inconsiderate…
Wednesday, June 10th, 2009
Yes, that's my hand
So this d-bag was reading something about Gross Anatomy so that’s why I had the “Dr.” thing going on. The only “Gross” going on here was the fact that he kept trying to lean his head back on the pole and kept hitting my hand with his hair. Honestly, this guy was the spitting image of Scarface from the movie Scarface. I’m sorry I wasn’t able to get his face in the photo.
“Hey Doc? Can you diagnose why I’m puking all over your hoodie? Oh yeah, it’s because your rubbing your hair all over my hand.”
Oh yeah, we can all look forward to this guy becoming an doctor and taking up two parking spots with his Land Rover. Ass.
El Gigante vs. Humanity!
Thursday, June 4th, 2009
el gigante
Ok, this guy was friggin’ huge. Check out the poor woman on the right fumbling for something to hold onto, only to be thwarted by El Gigante.
El Gigante: 1 Humanity: 0
Oh! And what’s that on his coat, peeking out from the pole? Yep. It’s a North Face logo. Figures.
Oh yeah, this is the guy you probably get stuck sitting next to on the plane, taking up two armrests… then he falls asleep and you can’t get to the bathroom. Ass.