ABC, BBD, PLD... the D-Bag family
Hello everyone! Once again our friend “_jake” comes through for us with this piece of human tragedy. Let’s hear his story:
“This guy not only stole his haircut from the early 90’s, but he’s robbing other paying passengers of their right to move into the car.”
Short and sweet. I can dig it _jake.
Oh yeah, this guy probably leaves his unwanted phone book rotting on the front porch of the apartment building. Ass.
What happened to the rest of my jacket...and my dignity?
Ok. So here’s something I don’t get. I saw this dipshit leaning on the pole on my ride home yesterday. She was wearing some sort of denim coat that only went to the bottom of her boobs. The sleeves were full-lenght. The body part of the jacket was just super short. Anyone else seen this? It was rediculous.
Oh yeah, she probably secretly hates your dog. Ass.
Die
This dill-wad was on my morning commute. When he turned around, he had a pair of aviator douche shade tucked into his shirt collar. I thought I was going to puke. But that wasn’t the half of it…
Later, he actually got moved off the pole and had to actually hold on to it. Guess what he did… (gag)… he started flexing his grip on the pole and was checking out his guns. That’s right. He stood there nonchalantly squeezing the pole and pretending not to be looking at his muscles. People suck…
Oh yeah, this guy probably checks out his “guns’ while grabbing onto things. Oh, right…
Yep. You suck.
So yeah, this dickbreath was on the train during my commute home last night. I only wish i could have gotten a photo of him when he turned around. Totally rocking the douchebag aviator shades. I hate you.
Oh yeah, he probably lies about how former relationships ended. Ass.
Heir Assenhoffer
Our latest PLD was sent to us via a concerned citizen on the Chicago CTA Purple Line. I didn’t get a lot of information regarding the story behind this one but let’s review what we have here…
Is there a pole? Yes.
Is there some asshole leaning on it? Check.
Is it crowded? Looks like it to me.
So what do we have? Well, I believe we have ourselves a Pole Leaning Douchebag. Good work, friend! BTW, I totally rode the Purple Line all the way to Howard for years. Gotta love the express…
Oh yeah, this guy probably has conversations about whether or not Deloris O’Riordan was better in the Cranberries or as a solo artist. Ass.