Hey everybody. No photo just yet. The train was completely empty on my way into work today.
I did, however, want to take a moment to mention another website that is helping call attention to the PLD pandemic. Go check out: http://definingetiquette.com/?p=840. They’re doing some good work over there.
(Thanks Neil!)
Can you spot the person who doesn't realize that we live in a society?
Happy Wednesday, folks! Time for another game of Find the PLD. This one’s for the beginners so don’t give it away.
I’ll give you a hint, though. This person probably parks in handicapped spaces but is not handicapped. Ass.
shhhhhh!
This “Seat-Hogging Douchebag” photo comes to us from E.T. Let’s here his tale of human-civility failure from the Purple Line…
“I got on the train, and like any regular rider with proper train etiquette, I went straight to the back since about a hundred people were getting on at the belmont stop. After the dude opens his eyes for a second on the train, he actually moves his briefcase further into the seat next to him and places his left arm across it so he can “sleep” better. Thankfully, he was in one of the plastic covered seats at the back of the train, so I can only assume that some homeless dude pissed all over it at some point.”
Well, there you have it. I just want to know what’s up with that spiky thing on the back of his head.
Thanks again, E.T!
Oh yeah, this guy probably probably dropped some of your food on the floor and put it back on your plate without telling you. Ass.
Can you find the focus of my disappointment?
Ok folks, it’s Thursday. Time for another round of “Find the PLD.” I’ll even give you a hint: Look near one of the poles. GO!
Almost done?
Here’s the answer…
It’s the dickhead all the way in the back with the black cap. I know a lot of you may have been looking at the dude with the black leather coat. Nope. He was actually holding onto the pole in front of him (properly) and you can just barely make out someone’s hand holding the pole behind him.
Ok. That’s it. Hope you enjoyed it.
Oh yeah, that guy in the back probably messed up the toilet at Sbarro but was too embarassed to tell someone about it, thus making it look like the next person brave enough to mention it to the staff was responsible. Ass.
"Ho, Ho, Ho... Green Asshole"
Good Wednesday morning, fellow citizens. Hope your commute to work was filled with less rage than mine (see above).
This jag wad was already on the train, fucking shit up for people when I got on at Damen. As you can see, he and his coat are enormous. Any hopes of someone using that pole are hopelessly lost.
BONUS!: if you look over his right shoulder, you can see another dick leaning on the pole across from him. Dick.
Oh yeah, this guy probably eats his pork chops with his hands. Ass.