Ok. This is boggles the mind. Above we see your average PLD, doing what they do best… be a total dick. Sure. Fine. I hate you and could move on from here. However, keep an eye on the creepo to the left of the photo…

Then this shit happens!

As seen above… THEN THIS SHIT HAPPENS! More people get on, PLD #1 gets moved aside and tall, creepo PLD moves in and not only leans all over the pole… HE’S HANGING ON TO THE OTHER POLE!!! 

Butt-fuck me with a pineapple, why don’t ya!

There are no words. I can’t… I’m speechless.

"I'm too close to this guy's ass"

This was the 2nd tragedy I saw this morning on the same train ride to work today. I think things are just getting worse. However, I do think there’s something sad and beautiful about this scene. I also wonder what it would be like if this guy contracted Swine Flu.

Oh yeah, this guy was probably had something to do with the sucky economy. Ass.

Cheers PLD Lovechild

Looking like the demon spawn of Norm & Cliff from Cheers (they were the Bert & Ernie of sitcoms in the ’80s), this jerk-off couldn’t care less about the civilization going on all around him.

Oh yeah, he probably encourages drinking and smoking for expectant mothers. Ass.

Programming Note: I’m gonna be on vacation for the rest of the week so no updates until Monday. However, I’m counting on you to keep snapping those photos and sending them in whilst I’m away. Remember, send them to sendtopld@gmail.com. Since there’s gonna be a break, I’ve got two to publish today. Stay tuned!

Oh yeah, one last thing… “Slow Burn” off David Bowie’s Heathan album is a great song. Go get it…

Good Morning, everybody. This latest disaster of decency was reading “Trout Fishing In America” by Richard Brautigan. I guess she gets some points for that. However, believe it or not (i can), that coat is a North Face jacket.

North Face Jacket + Pole Leaning = Douchebag… sorry lady, you lose.

Oh yeah, she’s probably on her way to her baby-punching class.

Oh yeah again… Up To Our Hips by The Charlatans is a great record (just sayin’)