Pole Hugging Phone Gamer
This PLD did NOT want to get caught. I tried over and over again to get her phone into the picture but everytime I was about to snap the pic, she turned. I don’t know what game whe was playing but the way she was mashing the keys made me think the handset was gonna turn into dust.
Oh, and she farted on a baby.
Do the PLD Reacharound
This one comes from our friend “_jake”
“Reach-around PLD spotted on Green Line this morning. Dude totally got off at Clark & Lake.”
Thanks, _jake! What’s up with the crazy matted-down hair on the person in the fore-ground?
Oh, and that PLD is probably wonder why he doesn’t score more chicks.
"This article is awesome"
Nothing would stop this PLD from reading his paper. Someone threw a flaming baby onto the train. This guy didn’t flinch.
I hate you.
"Hi! I'm a PLD!" "WOW! Me too!"
So these two jackasses were leaning on opposite poles because they needed to talk to each other. Then, at one point, they both glommed onto the same pole. The poor woman in the white coat behind her never stood a chance.
I hope these two never ever use contraception so they can have a million babies as soon as humanly possible. They are very important.
"It's cool. I'm just 8-months pregnant."
We’re putting this under our new category “Seat Hogging Douchebags.” You’ll find the link in the right-hand navigation on the homepage. This was sent to us by an anonymous 8-months pregnant Metra rider. Let’s hear her story:
“My A-didas! Yes, this man’s adidas bag needed a seat more than anyone else on the train today, even my 8 month pregnant self! At least he could spread out to read his newspaper.”
Thanks, anonymous contributor! Hopefully, someone will chop this guy up so he can actually fit in that duffel bag.